“go 2 bed” i whsieperd
no” i whispred to myself in relpy
I’m not crying. I’m not crying. I’m not crying.
*gross sobbing noises*
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
the fact that john knows sherlock’s full name, but not mary’s full name really says something
yea it says that she was an assassin who hid her name from him on purpose for their entire relationship shut the fuck up
i wonder if those two people who donated $10,000 to hussie regret it yet
↳ Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.Happy International Women's Day!
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
what do you mean “were”
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.