platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

red flags

moopflop:

  • calling the legitimate anger of oppressed people “drama” or “hate”
  • referring to allocation of human rights as simply “politics”
  • referring to basic human empathy as “political correctness”
  • the childlike refusal to admit mistakes and throwing a literal tantrum
  • "it’s just my opinion"

Kagerou Days → Kido Tsubomi

(Source: yukariis)

minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

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yukihyo:

Hiccunzel: Modern AU doodles

I initially planned on coloring this but I just love the sketchy black and white look,so I’m just going to post this now.

Hiccup is 22 and Rapunzel is 20. Both attend the same University. Rapunzel has some sort of art’s major. Not so sure about Hiccup’s studies. Perhaps something that has to do with Geography/Cartography.

P.S.Yes in my modern AU,Stoick still dies.

Hiccup © Dreamworks

Rapunzel © Disney

Art © Me

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

teaburger:

The three different kinds of exam takers.

#in which i am harry

(Source: adrianivashkov)

gallifrey-feels:

alliartist:

rifa:

prokopetz:

nebcondist1:

prokopetz:

I’ve seen this image going around, and I feel compelled to point out that it’s only half-right. It’s true that high heels were originally a masculine fashion, but they weren’t originally worn by butchers - nor for any other utilitarian purpose, for that matter.

High heels were worn by men for exactly the same reason they’re worn by women today: to display one’s legs to best effect. Until quite recently, shapely, well-toned calves and thighs were regarded as an absolute prerequisite for male attractiveness. That’s why you see so many paintings of famous men framed to show off their legs - like this one of George Washington displaying his fantastic calves:

… or this one of Louis XIV of France rocking a fabulous pair of red platform heels (check out those thighs!):

… or even this one of Charles I of England showing off his high-heeled riding boots - note, again, the visual emphasis on his well-formed calves:

In summary: were high heels originally worn by men? Yes. Were they worn to keep blood off their feet? No at all - they were worn for the same reason they’re worn today: to look fabulous.

so then how did they become a solo feminine item of attire?

A variety of reasons. In France, for example, high heels fell out out of favour in the court of Napoleon due to their association with aristocratic decadence, while in England, the more conservative fashions of the Victorian era regarded it as indecent for a man to openly display his calves.

But then, fashions come and go. The real question is why heels never came back into fashion for men - and that can be laid squarely at the feet of institutionalised homophobia. Essentially, heels for men were never revived because, by the early 20th Century, sexually provocative attire for men had come to be associated with homosexuality; the resulting moral panic ushered in an era of drab, blocky, fully concealing menswear in which a well-turned calf simply had no place - a setback from which men’s fashion has yet to fully recover.

FASHION HISTORY IS HUMAN HISTORY OK

Thank you, history side of tumblr. That “stay out of blood” thing has been driving me mad.

Wait. So, you’re telling me that the reason straight boys dress horribly is because they’re not over a 100 year old gay panic?

You’re telling me that the gross, baggy, shapeless menswear that has been almost singlehandedly ruining my life is the result of a bunch of dudes in the 1900’s collectively going ‘AAAAH WHAT IF THEY THINK WE’RE GAY’

Fuck that shit. BRING BACK MENS HEELS

BRING BACK MENS TIGHTS

MAKE MEN SEXY AGAIN

obsessionisthenewblack:

ᴛʜɪʀᴛᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴀʏs ᴏғ ғɪɴᴀʟ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ xɪɪɪ
ᴅᴀʏ ɪɪ: ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇs • ᴠᴀʟʜᴀʟʟᴀ

blue-eyed-hanji:

huffley6:

silence4us:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

catherinecasper:

I love Tumblr.

The red light one kills me every time

I lost my shit at the red light one.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.

always reblog the red light story

beyondthebooty:

beyondthebooty:

Things I am always in the mood for:

  • Pizza
  • Sleep
  • Kissing pretty girls

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runwithrockets:

I don’t understand why Ursula wanted Ariel’s voice.
I’d go for her hair no doubt. 

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: prouvarian)

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